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thepartyfowler:

thepartyfowler:

okay lets talk about yellow version

I know everyone had a heart attack when it came out but I don’t think I finally beat it until I was like 15 or so because I never had the god damn patience to fucking beat it.

They throw you into this game with a mother fucking Pikachu, and the first Gym Leader is chinese spick ass nigger brock with his god damn Testical-o-Saurus aka ONIX. A ROCK POKEMON.

So Pikachu is utterly fucking useless with its like super hardcore tail whip and thundershock that don’t even get a god damn flinch out of the guy and Brock is over in the corner blowing himself because he knows you are barely gonna beat the Onix and he’s still got a Geodude to beat the dead horse with afterwards

and you’ve got like a pidgey and a fucking catershit or a weedle or something with like STRING SHOT and GUST

And then brock spreads his cheeks and shits all over your chest

and if you haven’t thrown your game boy color at the wall and shattered it into a million pieces then MORE POWER TO YA

and then I lose patience and go back to blue version where I could politely fuck brock in his chigger asshole with my squirtle and his bubble attack

FIN

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